To: Her

I could go on and on about what we did and how we did it. I could even tell you where we did it. How when he's with you, he was thinking of me. How if we were an exam he couldn't wait for you to go so he could change his answer from "B" to "D" on the scantron. How one time you called and he answered just so he could stay a little longer while you anticipated his return. But I didn't, I decided to spare you. I decided that coming to you as a woman was much more appropriate. I left out all the details about how he thinks I'm "better" than you and how he wished you could have learned from me. So how about that. We'll make a trade. I'll keep him part time and I'll teach you how to keep him longer.

And to think you thought you were his one and only. I bet this really stings. He didn't have time for a lot of things but he made sure to make time for me. You're probably wishing that you listened to the warnings when they were given to you. But if it makes you feel any better I'm sure I wasn't the only one, I just happened to be the favorite. I suggest you get over it soon though cause this is what you've signed up for sis and believe me, this isn't the end. He'll be back but when I'm through, I'll be sure to send him back home to you. After all, that is OUR man.

Regrettably,

Daph the other "Her"